The Best Mother in the World
Growing up in
the seventies was a very different time from now – and I don’t just mean
because it was forty years or more ago.
Somehow it seemed a freer time, less rules, more time to do things, and
to read – oh to read, and I loved to read.
And what I
really loved to read were the old Detective Magazine – you know, True
Detective, Police Detective, the ones with the lurid pictures and crime
stories. I collected them, you see, in
an old box under my bed – which, given I was twelve at the time I’m talking
about, seemed the safest place in the world.
What I had not
figured on was the innate curiosity of the mother – or how she would react if
she found them, and as sure as David Cassidy could sing, I came home from school
one day to find her waiting, the box on the table and open.
“Tommy,” she
said as she sat there, her arms crossed, “care to explain?” I remember she was wearing a white top that
looked a bit like a nightdress, a short blue skirt, tights and black
shoes. She took a magazine and held it
up, the picture on the front a woman with her hands behind her back, and ropes
around her waist and ankles.
I stood there,
and I felt so busted, as I stammered “well…
You see… I like to read the
stories and…”
“Tommy,” Mum
said quietly, “I’m not angry with you, I just want to know what you find
exciting about them.”
I looked at
her, and said “I like the stories…”
“And the
pictures on the covers?”
I must have
been red as a cooked beetroot as I nodded, and said “Please, don’t throw them
out…”
“I won’t – but
have you… Tommy, have you ever made someone like one of these covers?” I shook my head as Mum smiled, and said “but
you have wanted to, right?” This time I
knew I had no choice, as I nodded slowly and said “just to see what it is
like…”
Mum looked at
me, and said “you know it’s not nice to do this to someone unless they say yes
first?” I nodded, and then I got the
shock of my life as Mum looked at the magazine cover, and said “would you do it
to me, and that might get it out of your system?”
Now be honest –
you would have said yes in a flash, wouldn’t you? SO I nodded as Mum put the magazine back in
the box, closed it and said “I’ll be up in a minute.” I took the box up and put it under my bed
again, and waited as Mum came in with some lengths of rope that Dad kept in the
garage. Sitting down, she handed one to
me and turned, putting her hands behind her back as she said “I’ll tell you if
it hurts.”
I was shaking like
crazy, but somehow I manage to tie Mum’s hands together behind her back as she
sat on my bed, and then tie the rope round her waist as well, before I knelt
down and tied her ankles together. It
was think brown rope, and it wasn’t the tightest of jobs, but Mum smiled as she
said “I guess I’m your captive now, right?”
“I guess so,” I
said as I looked at her – I had my Mum tired up on my bed, and she let me do
it? It was the best feeling in the world
as she wriggled round, and I began to imagine her as the girl on the cover of
the magazine…
After a while,
Mum said “all right, Tommy, let me go – Dad will be home soon, “and I had to
untie her, but as I did I said “Mum – will you let me do another one like this
with you some time?”
“We’ll see,”
she said as she left me in the room – but I knew I wanted to do this again…
The second time
came a week after the following Saturday – Dad had gone to an away game with
the City, and I was left at home with Mum to do the shopping. She was wearing a red jumper and a knee
length grey skirt, as well as her black shoes, but as she was drawing up the
shopping list she said “you’d rather be with your dad, wouldn’t you?”
“Yeah – why
couldn’t I go?”
“Because you’d
be too late back,” she said as she checked her purse, and looked at me. “Tell you what – help me with this, and maybe
you can act another of those magazine stories with me.”
If course I
jumped at the chance, so we drove to the nearby Fine Fare and filled the basket
with Crispy pancakes and other goodies, then brought them home and put them
away before I went to my room. Unknown
to Mum, I had got hold of other things, including some white washing line, and
a scarf to tie over my face. I also had a toy cowboy gun, so I tied the scarf
over the lower part of my face, held the gun in one hand and the rope in the
other, and sneaked down to where Mum was sitting at the kitchen table, reading
the paper.
“Hands up
lady,” I said as I came in, “this is a robbery.”
She looked at
me, and raised her hands in the air as she said “please, don’t hurt me.” I looked at her in the chair – it was an old
black wooden one – and said “put your hands behind the char back lady – I need
to tie you to the chair so that I can take your valuables.”
She smiled as
she slowly put her arms round the chair back, and I walked behind her, taking
the washing line and putting her wrists together before I tied the rope round
them. The picture had shown the women
tied to the chair, so I tried to copy the picture, wrapping the rope around the
chair back and her body, then round her lap and the chair seat, then around the
chair legs and her legs as I took them to one side.
It was only
when I stopped and stood up I saw how the rope sat on Mum’s chest, and I
blushed as I said “sorry mum…”
She looked at
me as she wriggled round, and said “Don’t worry Tommy, I understand, help,
someone help me…”
She was really
getting into character, as I stood behind her, and put my hand over her mouth,
saying “be quiet lady or I keep you quiet.”
She tried to speak into my mouth, making the palm of my hand wet, but I
laughed and said “do I have to tie a scarf into your mouth?”
Mum stopped and
looked at me as I took my hand away, and said “you wouldn’t dare…”
Well, that was
a challenge, so I picked up a white napkin, rolled it into a band, and before
Mum could say anything I had pulled it between her red lips and tied it round
her head. She looked at me, her eyes
wide before she laughed and said “Ghssshdehrrfths.”
“You sound
funny Mum,” I laughed, and she laughed as well as I admired my hostage, and
wondered why she was enjoying it so much, and why I found it so exciting. But it was exciting – even if I had to untie
her so that she could cook lunch…
That was in the
early spring, and through the year there were other times when Mum would play
with me. I remember in the April when we
got a new car – and I had Mum acting out another cover. She had been to a golf club thing, and was
wearing a peach coloured polo shirt with short sleeves, and a black short skirt
with her white heels. The car had pride
of place in our garage – and Mum had pride of place in the front passenger
seat, her wrists tied together with washing lien and then raised up and secured
to the little handle inside the door.
I had also tied
her ankles together, in the foot well of the seat,, but I had also tied her legs
together below her knees – that was what the picture showed, and Mum giggled a
little as my fingers stroked her legs while I did that. It made me feel a little special as well, as
did something else – I had tied a white cloth round her head to cover her mouth,
but she had allowed me to put a clean cloth in her mouth as well. In the story, the kidnapper had used an oily
rag, but hey – it was my mother!
She looked at
me and mumbled “Whysddhhsthrthtss” as she shook her
head, but to me she was the best Mum of all time, and I wanted her to know
that, as I hugged her and kissed her on the cheek.
It was a long
hot summer, and there were a few times when I also had Mum in my grasps as she
wore more summery clothes – and at that time, it meant tight mini dresses with
short or no sleeves. One of the times
was another one where I used the rope Dad kept in the garage – as well as an
old recliner he had stored in there for some reason.
It was a warm
day, and Mum was wearing this mustard coloured mini dress with funny sleeves
when I pretended to kidnap her. I used
some brown rope to tie her wrists together behind her back, and then walked her
into the garage and sat her down on that recliner, before I tied her ankles
together with more of that rope.
She then – and
this was great – allowed me to put a folded white cloth in her mouth and tie a
length of white cloth round her mouth as well, as she posed and struggled for
me. She seemed to be really getting into
this sort of thing, but I knew it was just a game for her as well…
Well, that was
what I thought at the time, as she twisted round. I hadn’t tied the ropes very tightly that
time, as she looked at me and smiled over the cloth…
The other time that
summer before the really big event was a week or two later – Mum was wearing
another mustard coloured dress, this onw with no
sleeves, but a thick brown leather belt round her waist, and blakc shoes instead of white ones. I was eating my breakfast when she came in
and sat next to me at the tbale, looking at me.
I glanced over,
and said “what?”
“I need you to
play a game for me today, Tommy,” she said with a smile, “and I need you to
leave me alone there for a while, can you do that?”
“Sure Mum, what
have you got in mind?”
She smiled as
she held her hands out, and said “you can start by tying my wrists together
with some of that white rope.”
I smiled as I
went to the cupboard and got some of the soft white rope we had, and tied her
wrists together as she smiled at me.
“Thank you – now let’s go to the garage, I have something set up there.”
I followed her
into the garage, and saw she had set up an old wooden ladder against the
wall. Sitting on one rung, she put her
hands up and said “tie me to the ladder.”
I knew the magazine
she was thinking of, so I took some of the rope I had brought in, put her
wrists against the top rung of the ladder and tied them in place as Mum
sighed. I then took more rope and tied
it round her waist, the rope sitting on top of her belt as I tied it round her
and the ladder step.
I then tied her
lap to the step she was sitting on with more rope, before I said “do you want
me to tie your ankles?”
“no – but gag
me,” she said with a smile as I rolled up a white cloth, and pulled it between
her lips, tying it round her head as she mumbled and nodded.
“Are you sure
you want to be left alone,” I said, Mum nodding as she twisted round. I had heard a low buzzing sound for a few
minutes, but thought nothing of it as I left her there for an hour or so…
And then, there
was the last time Mum played the game with me – and someone else. Aunt Suzie had come to stay for a few days,
and when I came home from school they were sitting having coffee – and then
they both looked at me.
“What,” I said
as I put my bag down. Mum was wearing a
black blouse and mini skirt with knee length laced boots, and Aunt Suzie a
light blue top and hot pants with knee length white go-go boots.
“Tommy,” Aunt
Suzie said with a smile, “your mum showed me your collection.”
“Oh,” I said as
I blushed, “and now?”
“Can you tie
both of us up – like this?” She showed
me one magazine, and smiled as I nodded and said “exactly like that.”
“Well, you had
better get ready while I close the curtains and get what’s needed,” I said as
they walked off. When they came back,
they had changed – Mum into a white camisole, and Aunt Suzie into a white bra
and slip, but both of them still had their tights on.
“Okay,” I said
quietly as I held up some black rope, “who’s first?” Mum smiled as she turned round and put her
hands behind her back, and I tied her wrists tightly together, and then I tied Aunt
Suzie’s wrists in front of her as she folded her arms.
I then sat them
on the floor, back to back, and wound more of the black rope round both of
them, holding them together as I crossed the rope between Mum’s breasts, and
around their arms and bodies so they were held together. I could see Mum waving her fingers against
Aunt Suzie’s back as she wriggled round, the strap of her slip falling down her
shoulder, while Aunt Suzie giggled.
She didn’t
giggle for long, as she opened her mouth and I pulled a rolled up green scarf
between her lips, tying the ends at the base of her neck. Mum really liked the thick white scarf which
I pulled between her lips, as she closed her teeth on it, and then they both
watched as I tied their ankles as well.
“Uhchnwshh,” Mum mumbled as I went to the kitchen, coming
back with a glass of milk and a Wagon Wheel, sitting watching them struggle and
enjoying the show.
Actually,
enjoying the show in a different way – somehow, all the times before it had
just been a game, but this time something else was happening – something that
told me that just maybe, I needed to find another playmate than my mother…
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