Jayes and The Proposal
“Sir? I wonder if I may discuss a matter with you?”
I looked up
from my paper and stared at my man, a look of concern and indecision in his
eye. This was a new experience for me,
but I had expected there to be a conversation, given the events of the last
forty eight hours.
“Of course
you may, Jayes - speak your mind.” I
folded the paper and watched as Jayes coughed and began by saying “I fear that
there will have to be a change in our domestic arrangements, sir, given your
decision. I would very much like to
discuss this with you, if it is convenient...”
Oh darn I’ve
done it again - gone off at the end of the story without telling you all that
had gone before. I really should begin
with the telegram from Aunt Deborah, the house party, and how a moonlit night
can lead to unexpected consequences...
“Good
morning, Sir. I trust you had an
enjoyable evening?”
I walked in
and sat at the table, while Jayes placed a plate of the B and E in front of
me. I had spent an enjoyable evening
with the boys at the club, taking in a show and a late supper at the Savoy, and
was now looking forward to a quiet day preparing for a visit Jayes and I had
planned that evening.
“Good
morning, Jayes,” I replied lightly as I buttered a slice of toast and placed it
in my mouth. “How is the world this
bright and beautiful day?”
“All seems to
be well, Sir.”
“Nothing in
the papers of note?”
“A little
trouble in the Sudenland, but nothing that need concern you today Sir. Miss Pugh called today.”
I looked up
at Jayes, my coffee cup hanging on my fingers.
“Miss Pugh? Gladys was here?”
“No, Sir,”
Jayes replied, and I could have sworn I saw an unfamiliar gleam in his eye as
the corner of his mouth twitched upwards, “Miss Daphne. She was desirous of a conversation with me
about some matters of concern to her.
She did say, however, that she and Miss Gladys would be attending a
gathering this weekend, where a theatrical entertainment is been presented on
the grounds.”
“Sounds most
intriguing,” I said with a smile. I knew
that Jayes was enamoured of the younger Pugh sister, but the difference in
their social standing was a barrier he personally found more formidable than
the state of the Stygian stables before Hercules got to work. In other words, almost impossible to
clear. “Did she say where this play was
going to be presented?”
“She did
indeed sit - on the village green in Little Rumpton.”
I paused with
my cup in my hand again. “Little
Rumpton? Aunt Deborah’s current
residence?”
“Indeed,
Sir. If you will excuse me, I believe I
can hear the telephone.” As he glided
out, I put the cup down and scratched my chin, wondering if there was a way to
wrangle an invitation.
“Rhymaes
Residence,” I heard Jayes say in the corridor.
“Good
morning, Mrs Trenton. Yes, Mister
Rhymaes is in residence, but he is unavailable at this precise moment. Could I take a message?
“Of course -
I will convey that to him precisely as you have told me, Mrs Trenton. Good Day.”
I heard the receiver been replaced, and Jayes glided back in. “That was Mrs Trenton,” he said as he
returned to his place.
“Do tell - I
thought I heard the hounds gathering outside.
What does my much loved aunt want?”
“She said,
and I quote directly Sir, ‘Tell that fat headed nephew of mine to meet me at
Simpsons at one for lunch.’ I apologise
for the language, Sir.”
“No apology
needed, Jayes - I know Aunt Deborah too well.
You had better lay out suitable raiment and prepare the bath for me - I
want to be at my best for this.”
At precisely
one, dressed in the grey suit and with a fresh buttonhole in place, I walked
into the restaurant and looked round.
“Over here,
squirt,” I heard the voice that hailed half of Berkshire call out, and smiling
I walked over to where Aunt Deborah was sitting. For those who are new to these chronicles, I
should explain that Aunt Deborah was that rarity in the Rhymaes family - a good
and kind aunt. Unlike the dreaded Aunt
Agnes, she of the stern and flower wilting demeanour, Aunt Deborah was all
sweetness and light. Of course, she knew
nothing of my more nocturnal activities, but I always suspected she would have
approved if she did.
“Hello aged
Rel, “I said as I sat down, “To what do I owe this pleasure?”
“I decided
you can buy me lunch,” she said as she signalled to a waiter, “and then I want
you to come down to Little Rumpton this weekend.”
“Oh, why
would you want me to grace your presence again?
Last time I was there, I recall a slight contretemps with the local
constable.”
“Briggs is a
fathead - but he’s on leave. No, I want
you to come down and form part of the party I am hosting - we need a few more bright
young things, and there is one girl in particular I would like you to meet.”
I eyed her
suspiciously as the soup was laid in front of me. “Has Aunt Agnes been talking to you again?”
“No, no - I
think she will like you though. Her name
is Pugh - her father is an industrialist or something.”
I must have
dropped my spoon or something, because Aunt Deborah eyed me keenly, and then
said quietly “Barty, is there something you should be telling your favourite
aunt?”
“Well,” I
said as I mopped the table, “I do indeed know Gladys Pugh, and her sister. Jayes said...”
“Good,” Aunt Deborah
said with a smile, “then you will come.
There’s a job I want you to do while you’re there.”
“What sort of
job?”
“A nice
simple one - now eat your soup before it gets cold....”
“Jayes - you
had better start preparing for a weekend trip.
We have been invited to Little Rumpton Manor for a few days.”
As always, he
remained impassive but I could swear that gleam was brighter than before in his
eye. “Very good, Sir,” he said as he
handed me a pair of telegrams, “These arrived while you were out.”
I opened the
first one, which contained a message that the delivery we had been expecting
would be available from eight that evening.
I handed it to Jayes, who nodded as he read it.
“Very good
Sir - I will arrange your clothing later.”
I opened the second one and smiled as I read it. “Gladys is very much looking forward to
seeing us this weekend, Jayes.”
“I am glad
Sir,” he said as he took my jacket to hang up.
“If there is nothing else, I will prepare an early meal before we are
about the evening’s business.”
As we
trundled down the road to Little Rumpton, I turned to Jayes and said “May I ask
you a possibly personal question,
Jayes?”
We had been
slightly delayed in our departure, due to the rather late return to my flat
after our visit to the Bayswater residence of the Dowager Lady Bracknell. It had been a most fruitful visit, with a
great deal of Her Ladyship’s jewellery taken from the residence in one of her
voluminous handbags. The delay had
been caused by the unexpected return of Her Ladyship and two of her friends
from the theatre - but that is a tale for another day.
“You may,
Sir,” he replied, “But as a Gentleman’s Gentleman, I of course reserve the
right not to answer if it is too - indelicate.”
“You and
Daphne Pugh, Jayes - forgive me for been blunt, but I sense that she is
affecting you in some way. Is it
possible that you have feelings for her.”
He stayed
silent, focusing on the driving, but I could see a hint of colour on his cheeks
before he said “There is indeed much to admire in Miss Pugh, and I would be
desirous of knowing her somewhat more intimately, but I fear that may not be
possible. The differences in our social
standings...”
“Should not
be a barrier to you,” I said as we turned the corner. “Confound it, Jayes, she is not exactly of
aristocratic background, and she certainly has much to appeal to her.”
“Indeed, Sir,
but it still would not be proper.” He
turned through a gateway and drove up the elm lined avenue that led to the
front of the manor house, coming to a graceful stop just outside the front
door. As it opened, a vision in green
chiffon walked out, saying “Barty, you young devil - I heard you were coming.”
I stepped out
of the car and embraced Gladys, my hand holding her possibly a little closer than
decorum would usually allow, while Jayes opened the boot of the car and
retrieved the bags. As I kissed the
divine one, I heard a soft cough, and looking up saw Jayes indicating the
oncoming presence of Aunt Deborah, smiling as always.
“Barty - so
glad you could make it,” she said as I finally let go of Gladys. “I see you’ve already met one of our other
house guests - Gladys, your sister was looking for you in the drawing room.”
“Thank you,
Mrs Trenton,” Gladys said as she walked off, but as she turned and winked at me
I felt as if my legs were made from Birds Blancmange. Aunt Deborah took one look at me, raised an
aristocratic eyebrow and said “You look as if you could do with a stiff drink
my boy - this way.”
She led me to
the drawing room, planted a very large W&S in my hand, and looked over me
with the eye that had seen off more foxes than Farmer McGregor. “You’ve gone and done it, haven’t you, you
stupid ass - you’ve fallen for Gladys Pugh.”
“Is it that
obvious?” I said as I downed the glass in one.
“Yes it is,” Aunt Deborah said as she refilled the glass, “and I for one
think you could not have made a better choice.
The one you need to convince is Agnes.”
Even the
mention of her name made me tremble. “Please
- it’s too early in the day for horror stories,” I said as I watched a very
tall and rather stout woman walk by, dressed in a man’s suit of all
things. “Who on earth is that?”
“That,” Aunt Deborah
said with a snort “is Miranda Cleaver, the leader of the band who are putting
on the show this weekend - and the reason I need you here. Or rather, I need Jayes.”
“Oh,” I said
as I put my glass down, “and what does my man have that I do not?”
“The sense to
know when to shut up for one thing,” Aunt Deborah said as we both realised that
Jayes had come in. How the deuce he does
that, I do not know, but he does it with brilliant grace and style.
“I was led to
believe you wished to see me, Madam,” he said as he stood reverently by Aunt
Deborah’s side. “How may I be of service
to you?”
“You have
seen the other house guests, Jayes?”
“You refer, I
believe, to the Cleaver Company, led by the noted thespian Miss Miranda
Cleaver, madam? I have been aware of
them for some considerable time. Their
style is perhaps not to my tastes, but I understand they are very popular
amongst the populace.”
“Yes, well,”
Aunt Deborah said as she drowned her very large drink of the warm amber liquid,
“I agreed to allow them to host n outdoor play here this weekend - but I really
had no choice in the matter.”
“How so, aged
rel,” I said as I leaned forward.
“I... I recently had a bad run at Ascot. I put five on Gloriana to win in the 2.30.”
I looked at
Jayes when I heard this. He had told me
of the tip at the time, but had recommended caution. “I am sorry to hear that madam, but surely
the loss of five pounds, although heavy, is well within your means.”
“Five pounds,
yes Jayes. Five hundred - not so easy. My accountant had asked for the money for
some time, then stopped. This week, when
that blasted Cleaver woman showed up, I discovered she had bought my debt - and
is now demanding six hundred pounds.”
I let out a
low whistle, while Jayes looked at Aunt Deborah. “I presume, madam, that you wish Mister
Rhymaes to extract something from Miss Cleaver?”
“I do,” Aunt
Deborah said quietly, “I need him to sneak into her room and get a small, brown
leather covered notebook. She showed me
it the day she arrived - it has the records and the proof she could use to
blackmail me. She keeps it around her
person, but at night it should be easy enough to extract...”
“Stop right
there, beloved aunt of mine,” I said as I looked at her. “If you think I am going to sneak into that woman’s
room in the middle of the night...”
“Well, that’s
settled then,” Aunt Deborah said as she
stood up, “I expect you to get the book in my hand at breakfast tomorrow. There will be a cold platter at six, before
the show.” She stood up and walked out,
leaving me to stare at Jayes.
“Well?”
“I will give
the matter my utmost consideration Sir - but I actually came to inform you that
Miss Gladys and Miss Daphne were looking for you. I believe they are in the flower garden,
Sir.”
I nodded and
put my glass down. “Very well Jayes -
but find me the moment you come up with an idea.” I walked off into the garden, and soon found
the two Pugh sisters walking hand in hand.
I was struck again by how alike the two looked - fortunately, Daphne was
wearing her wire rimmed glasses, or I would have difficulty telling the two of
them apart.
“Hi Barty,” Daphne
said as she came up and kissed me on the cheeks, “Where’s that man of yours?”
“Pondering
the imponderable on behalf of Aunt Deborah,” I said with a smile on my
face. “So, looking forward to tonight?”
“I am,”
Gladys said as they took my arms, “Especially now that you are here,
Barty. I thought I was going to be bored
silly - but now I’m sure I will be able to enjoy the night. Will you accompany me to the show?”
“It will be
my honour,” I said, before whispering “And I need you to cover for me - Aunt
Deborah wants me to do a small job.”
Gladys nodded as we walked up to the house.
“Jayes,” I
said as I went to my room to dress, “I have arranged everything.”
“Indeed,
Sir?”
“Indeed,
Jayes. Tonight, I will slip out during
the performance, enter Miss Carver’s room, purloin the notebook and return for
the encore. Simple, elegant, and neat,
don’t you agree?”
“Just so,
Sir, but if I may add...”
“No, Jayes
that is the plan. Lay out the suit for
tonight.”
“I strongly
suggest...”
“Jayes?”
“Very good,
Sir.” I trust the man implicitly, but
sometimes you have to lay down the law, what?
Well, the
gathered crowd made short work of the cold repast, before we assembled on the
chairs laid out on the lawn and started to watch the play. It wasn’t a bad production, to be fair to
them, but Miss Carver literally chewed the scenery.
No, I mean
literally - in one scene she was meant to break a glass, but instead she bit
into it and ate what I hoped was sugar glass.
I took that as my cue, whispered to Gladys “I’ll see you later - tummy
trouble” and slipped back to the house.
As I did so, I passed Jayes, who was helping to clear the table. I nodded very slightly, he raised an eyebrow,
and we both understood where I was going.
Retiring to
my room, I slipped out of the herringbone tweed that Jayes had selected earlier
that evening, and put on my night uniform of a black jumper and trousers, soft
shoes and leather gloves. As I glanced
out of the window, I could see the twilight on the horizon, and decided now was
as good a time as any to make my move.
As I slipped
down the corridor, I could hear some noises through the open windows, but I was
focused, determined and ready. As I
approached Miranda Cleaver’s room, I girded my loins, opened the door and
slipped in - only to receive a blow on the back of the head that made me sprawl
out unconscious on the floor.
When I
finally opened my eyes, the first thing I noticed was that it was dark
outside. The second was the curtain pull
that had been tied around my wrist and ankles, and the fact I was sitting on
the bedroom floor. The third thing was
Miranda Carver standing over me, a gleam in her eye.
“So your aunt
asked you to get this, did she,” she said as she waved a small brown leather
covered notebook in her hand. “Well, the
price just went up, and you just...”
As I watched
her, her mouth formed a small “O” before she crumpled to the floor. Standing behind her was Gladys, the remains
of a rather fine vase in her hand.
“Barty, Barty, Barty,” she said as she looked down at me, shaking her
head, “Do I have to fish your rather cute little tush out of the fire again?”
“Very funny,”
I said as I looked at her. “Did Jayes
send you?”
“Hardly - I’m
here on Mummy’s behalf. This delightful
piece of work here had her chit for...”
“Gloriana at
the 2:30 at Ascot? Snap,” I say as
Gladys knelt down and looked at the ropes around my body. “So what are you going to tell Aunt Deborah
about the vase?”
Gladys was
about to say something, when she caught the look in my eye. I had seen the door open and someone walk in
- someone who looked very like Miranda Carver.
She closed the door, saw me and Gladys, the prostrate double on the
floor, and did the one thing I did not want her to do - produce a small pistol
and point it at us.
“I don’t know
what’s going on here,” she said in a low voice, “but I bet it has to do with
the notebook. I see you’ve met my twin
sister, Cassandra. She stayed behind to
guard the room - and not very well, by the looks of things.
“Stand up,
Miss Pugh, and put your hands behind your back.
Mister Rhymaes, you stay exactly where you are.”
As Gladys
slowly stood up, I tried to free my wrists, but to no avail. I was forced instead to watch as Miranda used
a sash from a bathroom robe to bind Gladys’ wrists together, and then her arms
together behind her back with a second one.
“I did not know you had a twin sister, Miranda,” Gladys said with her sweetest smile, but I
could tell she was angry underneath as she looked at me.
“Comes in
very useful,” Miranda said as she pushed Gladys onto the bed, then untied me
and helped me to my feet, sitting me next to her. “Quite a pair of lovebirds you make
together,” she said as she picked up a pillow, took the linen cover off it and
started to rip it into strips.
“You do look
cute in that jumper,” Gladys said as she watched Miranda.
“You look
wonderful in that dress,” I said, and she did - a creation in grey chiffon,
with capped sleeves and a long scarf pinned to the shoulders. She smiled at me, and my heart leapt for joy
- before I leapt up as I felt the gun sticking in my ribs.
“Let’s go,”
Miranda said as Cassandra slowly got to her feet and rubbed her head. “Sis, you hold the fort here - I’m going to
take the two lovers for a little walk.”
That little
walk took us to the boating lake, where we were invited much against our will
to step into a rowing boat. Once sat
inside, facing each other, we watched as Miss Carver bound our ankles together,
and then linked them with a length of rope that ran through the bung in the
bottom of the boat.
“Enjoy your
cruise,” she smirked as she pushed our boat away from the pier, “while I help
myself to Mrs Trenton’s jewellery.” We
watched, helpless as she walked back towards the house, while we drifted out
into the lake, paddle less under the pale moonlight.
“Well,”
Gladys eventually said, “at least I have good company for the cruise. How much was your aunt in for?”
“Five
hundred. Your mother?”
“Three - it’s
almost as if the whole race was fixed.”
“Oh,” I said
as I raised an eyebrow, “Do you really think this woman would...” I stopped myself as I realised this woman was
actually two. “Forget it - she probably
could dope the entire field if she wanted to.”
“I very much
fear so, Barty,” Gladys said as she looked up at the moon. “It is a beautiful night though, isn’t
it? A night made for romance and boat
trips...”
“... though not
necessarily while tied up in one,” I finished her sentence, then started
laughing. Gladys joined in as well as
we sat there, wondering what was going to happen next.
“Barty,”
Gladys eventually said, “You do know Jayes has an understanding with Daphne?”
“I know he’s
got a crush on her, but those damnable social rules he lives by won’t let him
take it any further. Why?”
“Because
Daphne has quite the crush on him as well - she told me she finds him
mysterious, alluring - manly even.”
“Must be all
the fish he eats,” I say quietly, “but I admit I could use him out here right
now. Can you loosen the ropes at all?”
“Not really -
and by the way, he’s not the only one in your residence a member of my family
has feelings for.”
That made me
sit up and look at her, the moonlight reflecting on her hair. “Gladys - look, you know how I feel about
you, but...” My stammering was silenced
by the sound of creaking wood as Gladys moved and sat next to me, her lips
touching mine as we started to kiss.
“Mmmmm,” she
eventually said, “That was nice. Want to
do it again?”
“Of course I
do - I want you to be a part of my life forever,” I said as I looked into her
eyes.
“Was that a
marriage proposal, Bartholomew Judas Rhymaes?
Can you really see us, living a quiet life together in some seaside
retirement home in our seventies?”
“I truly can,
Gladys,” I said, “provided we can deal with one or two trifling matters first.”
“Like what?”
“Like the fact
you pulled the bung out of the bottom of the boat when you moved.”
“Oh,” Gladys
said as she looked down and saw the water slowly seeping in. “That is a problem. Do you think they can hear is if we shout
loudly enough?”
“Only one way
to find out,” I said as I looked to the shore.
“Help!”
“HELP!”
“HEEEELPPPPPP!!!!!!!”
“You called,
Sir, Miss Rhymaes?”
We both
turned at the sound of Jayes’ voice, and saw him in a row boat next to us,
looking at us in his curious way.
“Jayes,” I finally stammered out, “How did you..”
“If you will
permit me, Sir, I think we should get Miss Rhymaes and yourself into this boat
without further delay.” He took a knife
and cut the ropes around our ankles, then helped us in before heading back to
the shore, as we sat huddling against each other in the stern.
“Jayes,”
Gladys finally said, “How did you find us?”
“I was
concerned when neither yourself nor Mister Rhymaes returned from the interval,
miss. I had already had misgivings about
Mister Rhymaes' plan, owing to the fact I was aware there were two Miss Carvers.”
“You
knew? Jayes there are times...”
“I now regret
not fully informing you, Sir, but as soon as I realised the problem I sent Miss
Daphne to Alert Mrs Trenton, and started to search for you. Seeing the boat in the lake, I procured a
second boat and rowed out to find you.”
Now it was
Gladys’ turn to be upset. “Jayes that
Carver woman is planning to rob Mrs Trenton.
And you sent Daphne to find her...”
For the first
time ever, I saw a strange look cross Jayes’ face - a mixture of uncertainty
and fear. “Then, with all due respect,
Miss,” he said as he rowed faster, “We must make haste to make sure both
parties are not threatened.”
As we reached
the shore, we all jumped out of the boat and started to run to the house. Well, I say run - Gladys ran, I followed as
fast as I could, and Jayes merely walked at a slightly quicker pace than his
usual stride behind us. Most of the
party had dispersed, but I knew Aunt Deborah would be taking her late night
snifter on the drawing room prior to retiring for the night.
As Gladys and
I looked through the window, we could see our worst fears were realised. Aunt Deborah was sat in a heavy wooden chair,
her eyes bulging over a large length of cloth that had been tied over her nose
and mouth, and it was obvious from the way her cheeks were puffed out she had
something in her mouth as well. Miranda
Carver was standing over her, taking to her about something. Yards of rope were wound round her floral
print dress, securing her very tightly to the chair, but her gaze was directed
to the form of Daphne Pugh that was laid on the chaise longue.
By this time
Jayes had caught up with us, and I could hear his intake of breath as he
watched Cassandra Carver securing
Daphne’s thin legs together under the hem of her dress with rope. Her arms had already been lashed to her side,
and her hands tied together in front of her, but as of yet nothing was
obstructing her speech.
“If you will
forgive me, Sir, Miss,” Jayes quietly said, “I find this a most deplorable act,
and would request your permission to deal with it with extreme
expediency.” I turned and looked at him
- I had never, ever, in all the years I had known him speak with such
passion. Gladys looked at him as well,
before laying her hand on his shoulder and saying “No, Jayes - we need to tread
carefully. I have a plan, if you are
interested, a nice simple plan that will work.”
“Oh yes,” I
said as I looked at Gladys. “What do you
have in mind?”
“Divide and
conquer.”
I blinked for
a moment, before saying “But does not divide and conquer require a patsy -
someone to... Oh no, no you don’t Gladys
the light of my life, no way...”
“Oh don’t be
such a baby, Barty - you go in, having changed of course, and draw one of them
away, where Jayes will be waiting. I
then go in and take care of the other miscreant.”
“You - but
you...”
“Are as least
as skilled as either of us, sir, in our craft.”
Jayes nodded as Gladys blushed at his praise. “If I may suggest Sir, we retire to your room
and ensure you are properly attired? If
for no other reason, I suspect your current clothing is not exactly sanguine.”
I hadn’t even
noticed how wet my feet were, so I nodded in agreement. “I’ll go and change too,” Gladys said, “into
something more suitable.” The three of
us made our way as quickly as we could into the house and up to our rooms. As I slipped out of my wet clothes, Jayes
laid out a pair of crimson pyjamas and a dressing gown on the bed.
Slipping them
on, I sat on the bed and pulled on a matching pair of slippers while Jayes
retrieved a number of items from our special case. “Do you think that is absolutely necessary,
Jayes,” I said as he produced a very serviceable cosh and slapped it in his
hand,
He said
nothing, merely opening the door for me as I stepped out. Walking down the stairs, everything seemed
eerily silent, but as I approached the drawing room I heard the dulcet tones of
Miranda Carver Saying “Last chance, Mrs Trenton - will you tell me the
combination to your husband’s safe, or does Miss Pugh here have to pay the
price?”
“Gthlhl,” I
heard Aunt Deborah say as I gripped the door handle, turned it and walked
in. “What ho, what ho,” I said in a
light and carefree air as I walked in, “I just fancied a late night snorter
and...”
Aunt
Deborah’s eyebrows would have hit the ceiling if they could, the way she looked
at me, but it was nothing compared to the look of shock on the face of Miranda
and Cassandra Carver. “But...” the faux
actress next to Aunt Deborah said as she looked at me, “how...”
“Well, I was
in bed, reading an instructional book, and I thought a nightcap would be just
the thing to end the evening with - but I appear to have walked into something
else. Are you all right, Daphne?”
“I’ve been
better, Barty,” Daphne said from her rather attractive prone position on the
recliner, “Thanks for asking.”
“Well, that’s
good - so why have you trussed Daphne and Aunt Deborah up, Miss Carver? Were they going to give you a bad review -
and who is this rather attractive look alike next to Daphne anyway?”
Cassandra
looked at Miranda, Miranda looked at Cassandra, and suddenly we started to
re-enact a scene like one of those Marx Brothers movies, as they both tried to
grab me, and both tripped over one of Aunt Deborah’s rugs. “Well, perhaps I should just go and call for
the authorities, what,” I said as I headed for the door, Cassandra bowling
behind me as fast as she could.
It was a
close run thing as I headed down the corridor to the phone, with me ahead by a
short neck for most of the time, but as I approached the telephone the Carver
woman was within an arm’s reach - in fact, she caught the collar of my dressing
gown and started to pull me back, only to pull me down instead as I heard a
soft thud behind me.
“My apologies
for the delay, sir,” Jayes said as I scrambled onto my knees and felt my rather
sore neck, “I had to attend to another matter before I was able to respond to
your situation.”
“What other
matter,” I said as I watched Jayes expertly bind Cassandra Carver’s arms and
legs with a single length of rope, then pull a length of cloth between her
teeth.
“I must be
your indulgence in asking for a delay in the explanation, Sir,” Jayes said
quietly as he stood up, “We should see how Miss Pugh is progressing.”
“Gladys,” I
gasped as we both made our way down the corridor. As we re-entered the room, however, we were
met with a sight that made my heart leap for joy, as Daphne was untying Aunt
Deborah from the chair, and the sleeping body of Miranda Carver was lying
trussed like a Christmas Turkey on the floor.
“It was
magnificent, Barty, Jayes,” Aunt Deborah finally said after she pulled a napkin
out of her mouth. “This horrible Carver
woman was threatening Daphne, when this figure in black, a young man I think,
came in and clamped some sort of cloth over her nose and mouth.”
“That’s
right,” Daphne said as she looked at us, “He must have drugged this horrible
woman, then tied her up and untied me before disappearing into the... Gladys!”
“Daphne,”
Gladys said a she ran in, a cream silk dressing gown over her nightdress, “I
went to your room, but you weren’t there.
What happened?”
“If you will
excuse me, Sir, Ladies,” Jayes said with his usual quiet manner, “I will remove
this miscreant and place her with the other, whom I secured earlier, and then
call the authorities.” He picked up the
comatose Miss Carver and carried her out, as I said “You all look as if you
could use a stiff drink - let me pour one for you.”
“Better make
it champagne, Barty - remember?”
Aunt Deborah
and Daphne both looked at me, then at Gladys.
“Bartholomew,” Aunt Deborah eventually said, “Is there something you
wish to tell me?”
“Well,” I said
as I looked sheepishly at her, “Gladys and I were out for a walk earlier, and
we talked, and...”
“CONGRATULATIONS!”
Daphne screamed as she embraced Gladys, “Mum and Dad are going to be so
happy!” Aunt Deborah looked at me, then
Gladys, before shaking her head and saying “Promise me one thing, Barty?”
“Anything,
Aged Rel - what is it?”
“Let me be
there when you tell Agnes - I want to see the look on her face...”
Well, the
police arrived, and Carver and Carver were taken away to enjoy His Majesty’s
Pleasure. The next day was spent in
talking over the first arrangements - and setting a time for me to broach the
subject with Gladys’ father. Over all of
that, however, I knew there was a deep depression coming, and when Jayes
interrupted my morning coffee at the flat on the Monday I knew the depression
had reached a climax.
“A change on
the domestic arrangements, Jayes? I hope
this does not mean you cannot remain in my employment - I know how some of your
gentlemen’s personal gentlemen feel about these things.”
Jayes smiled
as he said “Actually, Sir, in most circumstances I would have taken that exact
course. In the case of Miss Pugh,
however, I could not think of a more deserving and suitable partner for
you. I merely wished to inquire of you
if you would be willing to continue to employ my services.”
I stood up
and offered him my hand. “Jayes, I would
not think of losing your services if I could possibly help it. But what of you? You need to know that Gladys is very aware of
your feelings towards Daphne.”
“Ah,” Jayes
said as he smiled again, “I feel I should inform you, Sir that Miss Daphne Pugh
and I have entered into an understanding with regards to our relationship and
the possible future of ourselves.”
It took me a
few minutes to translate that, before I said “You’re engaged?”
“Not as such
sir, but there is an understanding. Of course,
with you and Miss Gladys spending more time together, it is our fervent hope
that we will see each other more as well, until such time as we can consummate
our relationship.”
My brain took
time again to understand what he was saying.
“Jayes,” I finally said as I looked at him, “Are you saying this is a
secret engagement?”
“For now,
Sir, yes - only you and Miss Gladys know.”
“One thing,
Jayes - when did this happen?”
“After Miss
Daphne, Miss Gladys and Mrs Trenton watched me burn the notebook, Sir - the
reason I was delayed in helping you was Miss Daphne had asked me to get it from
Miss Carver. It appears her name was in
there as well. If you will allow me,
Sir, I shall clear the table and run the bath for you - and Sir?”
“Jayes?”
“Thank you.” That was all I could think of to say - and I
meant it.
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