The Go-Go
Bandit Returns
Monday
“Monday,
Monday, can’t trust that day.
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way…”
You have to
love the Mamas and the Papas – and it was so appropriate that was playing on
the radio as I told the woman not to scream or panic. It was a warm June day, and she was wearing a
lovely chocolate brown dress sleeveless dress with a white collar and belt, the
laces of the belt hanging down the side of her leg.
The skirt of
the dress was interesting too – it barely covered her crotch at the front, but
flowed down to the floor at the back so that the tops of her stockings could be
seen. As fits my modus operandi, she was
wearing white go-go boots as well, with a stack heel – beautiful.
Her hair was
brown and curled, but her eyes were wide open as she looked at me, and then
again at the gun I was pointing at her, before I told her to draw the drapes
over the windows, and then to show me where her valuables were. She nodded as we walked to the rear of the
bungalow she lived in, and into the bedroom before she showed me the boxes her
jewels were in.
They were
nestled in a drawer where she kept her stockings – very useful, as I told her
to lie on the bed, with her hands on top of her head. As she did so, I took four stockings and used
them to make sure she stayed right there – one end of each stocking tied round
a wrist or an ankle, the other end secured to one of the posts at each corner of
the bed.
She then
watched me as I made sure all her jewellery made its way into the bag I was
carrying, before I turned and walked back to her. I was wearing a blazer over a black jumper,
black pants and Chelsea boots, and dark glasses – but as I stroked her cheek
with the back of my gloved hand, she turned away, and pleaded with me not to
hurt her.
I had to tell
her I had no intention of hurting her in any way – I was not that sort of
person – but I did have to make sure she was not going to raise the alarm until
I had a chance to get away. She asked me
how I was going to do that – which was actually a better question than she
thought.
You see, I
really had not planned to visit anyone today – I was walking down the main
street when I saw her come out of a salon, flashing her rings and earrings as
she went to her car. It was parked near
mine, so I followed her and – well, you know the rest.
Which reminded
me – I carefully removed her rings from her fingers, and her earrings, and
placed them in my sack along with her gold watch, before I took two more stockings
from the drawer, and balled them together before stuffing them into her mouth to
make sure she stayed quiet for a while.
I didn’t even
use another stocking round her head - that would have been too cruel, and
besides, I got the feeling she was just glad I wasn’t doing anything else to
her. So I left her here and walked back
to my car – I had some visits planned for the next few days…
Tuesday
“When I was a
little girl, I had a rag doll
Only doll I've ever owned
Now I love you just the way I loved that rag doll
But only now my love has grown”
The sounds of
Tina Turner could be heard through the open window of the house as I pulled up
outside and looked over. The lady of the
house was hopefully alone at the moment – her husband worked at the local bank
– and as I got out I put the sunglasses on, and made my way round the side of
the home.
Opening the
side door and getting in was not a problem, and as I peeked in the doorway I
saw her dancing in the main room, moving round the steel and leather
furniture. She was a tall, coloured
woman, with a dark brown beehive of a hairdo, and she was wearing a white
jumper with a diamond pattern on the front, a short brown skirt and knee length
brown suede boots.
So you can
imagine her surprise when I grabbed her from behind, putting my gloved hand
over her mouth, and told her not to scream and stay calm. I kept talking to her telling her I only
wanted her valuables, and I had no intention of harming her – and eventually
she did calm down, and when I told her to lie face down on the long seat, keep
her face turned to the back, and to put her hands behind her back without
saying a word – well, that’s exactly what she did.
I was prepared
for this visit – so I drew some length of brown rope from the pocket of the
jacket I was wearing, crossed her wrists behind her back, and made sure they
were tightly secured together, before I crossed and bound her ankles together
in the same way.
The way the
cords sank into the soft brown material, lightening under the pressure of the
binding….
Anyway, I then
told her to turn her head, so she saw me in the denim jacket, t-shirt and jeans
- before I covered her lips with the strip of brown sticking plaster, patted
her cheek and told her not to move while I had a look round. She nodded as I turned the radio up, and left
her there while I searched the rest of the house.
She had some
nice valuables as well, which I helped myself to, and then went down to check
on her. She was still there, but she had
been trying to get free – sweat was on her cheek, and she had a look that said
it all when she saw me standing there.
I just told her
to lie still, someone was bound to come round soon, and left her to enjoy the
music.
So, two days,
two visits – all nice and civilized. But
sometimes, even someone like me needs to cut loose and have some fun as well…
Wednesday
“Wild thing, I
think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on and hold me tight
You move me”
She worked in a
local nightclub, and she liked to dress to shock and tease the men – so this
day, as I watched her in the porch from my car, she was wearing a black leather
play suit, with short sleeves and hot pants, a belt fastened round her waist,
as well as tight white go-go boots.
This was a
contract job – one where I’m paid to do certain things for certain reasons – so
I was wearing my black jumper and pants with black sneakers. I watched as she went back in, and got out of
the car with my bag. As I got to the door,
I looked round, and then pulled a black stocking down over my head before I
knocked three times.
As she opened
the door, I walked quickly in, pressing my gloved hand over her mouth as she
stood against the wall, and kicked the door closed with my foot. “Is there anyone else here,” I growled, and
she shook her head as I looked at her.
“Good – I’m
going to take my hand away, and you’re going to turn round, keep quiet, and not
move – right?”
She nodded
again as I took my hand away, the dampness on the black cotton of my glove
there as she slowly turned round. I
could hear her breathing as I opened my bag, drew out some white rope, and
brought her hands behind her back before I bound them tightly together.
I then took out
a longer length, and passed it round her, pulling tight under her chest so that
her arms were forced against her chest, and then wound it round her again and
again, so that she wasn’t able to move her arms at all, framing her chest in
the process.
A little
further than I usually went? Perhaps –
but I had my reasons, as I used smaller lengths to tighten the bands between
her arms and her body. I turned her
round, seeing the look in her eyes as I took more rope from my bag, doubled it
over, and fed it under the bands between her breasts, then pulled it down tight
as she let out a gasp.
“Talk again and
I gag you.”
“You would not
dare…”
I smiled as I
took the red ball from the bag, and pushed it into her mouth, then covered her
mouth with the sticking plaster. I then
turned her round and pulled the rope back between her legs, making her squeal
as I secured the ends to the ropes behind her.
I then walked
her into the front room and made her lie face down on the floor, glad the
blinds were down as I crossed and lashed her ankles together, then pulled them
back and tied them to the rope between her legs before one last length brought
her legs together below her knees.
And oh did she
thrash round like a wild animal, as I left her there and helped myself to her
jewellery, before walking out of the house.
You think I
went a little too far? Well, she was the
one paying for me to rob her, and she set the rules…
Thursday
“On our block
all of the guys call her flamingo
Cause her hair glows like the sun
And her eyes can light the skies
When she walks she moves so fine like a flamingo”
She was dressed
in purple rather than pink, but the manageress of the boutique certainly acted
like the song. The dress was made from a
material with a metallic sheen, with a short skirt and a sash round her waist,
and she was wearing the white go-go boots I like so much.
It was getting
to closing time, so I got out of my car and put the sunglasses on, and walked
over to the store, looking in the window before the last customer was about to
leave, then holding the door for her before I slipped in.
“I’m sorry
sir,” she said, “we’re about to close.”
“Yes, yes you
are,” I said as I locked the door, and set the sign to say closed, before taking
the gun out of my inside pocket and pointing it at her. “So I’d like you to cash up, and put the
money in the bag I am going to give you.”
Well, that did
take her by surprise, but she didn’t offer any resistance, as I walked to the
till and handed her a small canvas bag.
She put the contents of the till in, before I said “do you have a safe?”
“Yes…”
“Open it for
me,” I whispered as she started to walk to the office at the back, and I
grabbed some things from the counter before following her. She knelt down and opened the safe before I
said “put your hands behind your back.”
As she did so, I used the long lilac silk scarf I had picked up to bind
her wrists tightly together, and then the white one to secure her ankles –
before using a blue bandana to link her wrists and ankles.
I then gently
pushed a folded blue scarf into her mouth, and cleave gagged her with a red
one, before I laid her on her side and emptied the contents of the safe into my
bag. I could hear her struggling, but I
had a job to do, so I turned and told her if she stopped, it wouldn’t be so bad
or so scary.
Fortunately,
she accepted my advice, and I left her there – minus what I had taken…
Friday
“You're acting funny, try to spend my money
You out there playing your high-class games
Of sorrow, sorrow
You never do what you know you ought to
Something tells me you're the devil's daughter
Sorrow, sorrow”
I was meant to have today off again, honestly – I
wasn’t even dressed to do any work, in a polo shirt, grey slacks and black
shoes, but then I saw her coming out of the bank with a large bag. She had a slim Nubian body, and was wearing a
white blouse with bell sleeves, and a black mini skirt made of leather – the
same shade as the leather her boots were made of. They had a brass panel on the outside, the
same shade as her belt – but there was something about her walk that intrigued
me as I followed her.
She eventually went into a classy apartment block –
but I slipped in after her and watched as the lift went to the fourth
floor. Taking the stairs, I emerged to
find there was only one door on that floor – and when I looked at the name on
the door, I knew where I had seen her before.
Performing the previous week on the Ed Sullivan
show. To my surprise, when I tried the
handle the door opened, and so I let myself in, putting on my sunglasses as I
did so. She was in the main living area
– but when she saw me, she leaped at me and started to claw at me.
I’m a strong man, but she was determined – and it was
only when I held a gun to her head and told her to stop fighting that she
understood the situation. I then asked
her if she had any tape in the house – and she said there was some in the
utility room.
Frog marching her there, I saw the roll of silver duct
tape, as well as an old high backed wooden chair – so I told her to sit in the
chair and keep quiet, while I grabbed the roll and used it round her stomach to
make sure she did not get up.
Her wrists were next, her arms taken round the chair
back and then her wrists taped together, before I took the roll round her upper
arms and body as well. Walking round and
kneeling in front of her, I pulled her ankles to the legs of the chair and
taped them there, tightly – so tightly she would have trouble getting her legs
out of those boots.
I then taped over her mouth, round her head to muffle
her protests, which were most forceful and terse in the language she used. I guess I could understand why she was upset,
but as I raided her belongings, I had to put that behind me.
Professional ethics and all that…
Saturday
“Dear Sir or
Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job”
So, back to
planned visits – and this was one that did require some planning, because I was
visiting the wife of a publisher. Not
the top rank one, but one that was very profitable dealing with what gets
laughingly called “Airport Novels.”
She was in her
early forties, and I watched from my car as she drove into the driveway of her
walled off house in her topless Chrysler.
She had long brown hair, and was wearing a white sleeveless dress with a
short skirt. I watched as she got out,
seeing the chain at her waist at the front and her knee length tight cream
boots, before I drove to the back of the house.
I was wearing a
blue boiler suit over a white t-shirt for this visit, as well as boots, leather
gloves – and a black balaclava over my head as I threw my bag over the wall,
and then followed by climbing over myself.
The lawn was well manicured – and yes, there were flamingos in the pond
– but the big surprise was as I approached the large glass doors at the rear of
the house, and she opened them, looking at me.
“I wondered who
was parked out front,” she said as she held a glass in her hand, and then took
a sip before continuing “let me guess – you’re going to tie me up, gag me and steal
my valuables.”
“Well… Yes?”
She shrugged
and said “had to happen eventually – I won’t give you any trouble, is you agree
not to hurt me. Deal?”
A willing
victim? I nodded as I said “fair enough
– but prove it. Go back in, and let me
see you disconnect the telephone.”
“Fair enough –
come in,” she said as I followed her, and then watched her pull the telephone
wire out of the wall.
“Then you may
as well be comfortable – take me to your
bedroom.”
“Thank you,”
she said as we walked up the stairs, and into a very well-furnished
bedroom. I put my bag on the bed, and
took out a long coil of rope, making a lasso as I said “One length of rope –
just stand still.”
The lasso went
over her head as I pulled it tight, making two bands as I framed her chest and
held her arms against her sides. She
then lay on her back and crossed her wrists on her stomach, watching as I wound
the rope round and between them, then took the rope down and secured her legs
together below her knees, and finally her ankles, the boots squeaking as the
rope rubbed on them.
“Very nice,”
she said as I took from the bag a roll of white medical tape and tore a length
off, waiting as she pursed her lips and then pressing the tape down over them.
“It might be
more believable if I also cover your eyes with tape – close them please.”
She did so, and
then I blindfolded her with the tape before raiding her room, finding jewels
and money as she wriggled round.
“Thank you.”
“Uhrwhlhchm” she
mumbled as I left her there…
Sunday
“My
girlfriend's run off with my car
And gone back to her ma and pa
Tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty”
It was a sunny afternoon
and I was relaxing with my girlfriend, drinking cold beer and watching the ballgame
on my television. She was wearing a red
and black tartan minidress, open to the navel at the front and with a very,
very small skirt, as well as black tight knee length boots, her red hair up in
a bun.
Thing is, she
would not stop talking and was stopping me watching the game – so I told her if
she did not just relax, I’d make sure she had to relax. Did she stop?
Well, no – so I
walked over and rolled her onto her stomach, before using white medical tape to
secure her arms together behind her back, at her elbows and wrists, then took
the tape round her body to hold her arms against her sides. She didn’t fight me, even when I taped her
ankles and legs, then rolled her over and taped over her mouth.
I made sure to
sit with her and hold her, with her head rested on my shoulder – she wasn’t
going to argue with me.
After all, she
didn’t when we met professionally, before we started dating – but that’s
another story…
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